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"I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful."

- Natalie Portman (via quotethat)

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."

- the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

Me as a porn star

toyota:

*gets emotionally attached to everyone i perform a scene with*

kengriffey-jr:

browngirlcommentary:

ok…………

so glad i’m outta high school
caseyanthonyofficial:

It’s 2014
thugmissus:

Love this song
demoncest:

merry christmas 
alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

toxicwinner:

weburnjustthesame:

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

she’s with him because he treats her right.

shut up you dumb moron

hkirkh:

The face of no regrets.