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kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted
  • teacher: y r ur eyes red
  • me: allergies
  • teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
  • me: hell yea
  • teacher: hell yea

fuck the police if you know what i mean

(Source: fuckingg-rachel-tice)

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

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drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck
xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep